Happy Halloween

If I thought I could get away with it! I would go Trick or Treating! For real. It's not fair! I like Reese's Pieces too, cotdammit! Too bad I don't have any nieces or nephews old enough to cop for me! But instead, I will be partying like the rest of the grown folk! (Frown) Quick question. Do they still give out those nasty candies in the black and orange wrapper that everyone leaves at the bottom of the bag? They have to be dirt cheap to buy right? Well that's what I'll be serving up the kiddies with tonite! Muaahaahaa!

Later, I'll be getting my spin on! I needed a costume idea so I turned to my fav horror flicks for inspiration. Here they are:

First there was Queen Of The Damned

But then I found out her whole entire outfit will run me around $3500. Okay Plan B.

Then there's Rocky Horror Picture Show

I wanted go as Frankenfurter, but it's too damn cold for that outfit. Rocky Horror was on network TV last night, go figure. Ok, on to Plan C.

Carrie

But then corn syrup wouldn't fare well for my turntables so I decides to go as...drumroll, please...a DJ!!!

Happy Halloween, Folks!