Wanna Know Who's Gonna Win The Election? Just Watch Breakin'

Seriously, the second battle scene reads like a recap of the Republican National Convention. Okay, let me break it down by character analysis.

You have Electro Rock who would represent the Democrats. Poppin' Taco (the best dancer in the movie in my opinion) would be Barack Obama; Poppin' Pete will represent Joe Biden and Lollipop (who was gettin' in everybody's ass throught that whole movie) is Hillary Clinton.

Then you have T.K.O. (Although this wasn't their official name until Breakin' 2) which consists of Ozone (my childhood crush) = John McCain and Turbo = Joe Lieberman. Lieberman, if you remember, is a democrat who switched sides to support the GOP. Like Turbo, who should actually be a member of Electro Rock because his dance specialty is poppin' and that's primarily what Electro Rock is good at too but for whatever reason he is on the other team. We will get to that later. Can you guess who Kelly would be? That's right! Good 'ole Sarah Palin!

Now I know it wasn't just me. We all knew that Kelly should not have even been in this movie! Couldn't the producers have picked a more capable dancer? It wasn't like Kelly was the best actress either. Remember the scene where Ozone and Turbo are getting their asses handed to them? That is until they throw Kelly into the middle of the dance floor to the surprise of everyone watching what should've been a beat down. But she basically did what she had to do. Excite the base! Or in this movie, Ice T! Sound familiar? Talk about shock and awe!

If you've seen this movie, needless to say that T.K.O. won the battle that night with that one cheap trick. Ozone may have been an accomplished choreographer/dancer but breaker? Naaaaah! This is why they needed Turbo on the team to look more official in the Breakin' world. And Kelly??? LMFBAO!

Wanna know the reason they won? One word. Sympathy. The powers that be, Hollywood, will have you sympathizing with a serial killer! How many of ya'll are rooting for Dexter, The serial killer on Showtime? Believe it or not the GOP is playing by the same rules. Using McCain's war hero status and Palin's pageant looks for leverage. We felt sorry for Ozone and Turbo. We know they shouldn't have won that battle, but that's Hollywood for ya! We feel sorry for McCain as well. He's old as hell and this is his last chance at glory. It plays like a typical Hollywood movie. Top Gun anyone? But don't believe the hype. In order for Obama to nip this thing, he needs to play to America's sympathy too. Ya know razzle, dazzle 'em. 'Cause somebody's gonna have to save Miracle's. Er... I mean America.